Chat 31 Aug 657,432 notes No limit
  •  1.Kissed a girl?
  •   2.Kissed a boy?
  •   3.Had sex in public?
  •   4.What’s your religion?
  •   5.What does your URL mean?
  •   6.Reason you joined tumblr?
  •   7.Do you have any nicknames?
  •   8.Do you like bubble bath?
  •   9.Kissed in the rain?
  •   10.Dyed your hair?
  •   11.Soup or salad?
  •   12.Vegetable or meat?
  •   13.Go out drinking?
  •   14.Smoke cigarettes?
  •   15.Smoke weed?
  •   16.Do any hard drugs?
  •   17.Have you had sex today?
  •   18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  •   19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  •   20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  •   21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
  •   22.Tried to commit suicide?
  •   23.The last time you felt broken?
  •   24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
  •   25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
  •   26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
  •   27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
  •   28.Do you sing in the shower?
  •   29.Do you dance in the car?
  •   30.Where were you yesterday?
  •   31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
  •   32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  •   33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  •   34.Is Christmas stressful?
  •   35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
  •   36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  •   37.Do you believe in ghosts?
  •   38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  •   39.Take a vitamin daily?
  •   40.Wear slippers?
  •   41.Wear a bath robe?
  •   42.What do you wear to bed?
  •   43.Do you want to get married?
  •   44.Can you curl your tongue?
  • Relationship preference: 
  •   45.How many relationships have you had?
  •   46.How can I win your heart?
  •   47.what makes a great relationship?
  •   48.Shy OR open?
  •   50.Religious OR non-religious?
  •   51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
  •   52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
  •   53.Piercings OR no piercings?
  •   54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
  •   55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
  • ask me these, please? : )
Text 31 Aug 148,539 notes

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

Photo 11 Jul 283 notes funnyordie:

14 Things to Know About Driverless Cars
The future is here. Prepare yourself.

Cars are now technically alive and have feelings like the cars in Pixar’s Cars.
Passengers expected to have more time for the license plate game on road trips.
For clarity, “streets” will be renamed “automated smash paths.”
With steering wheels rendered obsolete, cars will come standard with actual drums to drum on.
Manufacturers still haven’t figured out so-called “driving head first into the Grand Canyon” bug, so avoid that area for now.

Continue

funnyordie:

14 Things to Know About Driverless Cars

The future is here. Prepare yourself.

  • Cars are now technically alive and have feelings like the cars in Pixar’s Cars.
  • Passengers expected to have more time for the license plate game on road trips.
  • For clarity, “streets” will be renamed “automated smash paths.”
  • With steering wheels rendered obsolete, cars will come standard with actual drums to drum on.
  • Manufacturers still haven’t figured out so-called “driving head first into the Grand Canyon” bug, so avoid that area for now.

Continue

Photo 23 Jun 15,042 notes

(Source: mrgolightly)

Photo 12 Jun 10 notes adventuresofgulliver:

Hiking in Wisconsin at Willow River park

adventuresofgulliver:

Hiking in Wisconsin at Willow River park

Photo 11 Jun 147 notes 
Click here to watch “There are no bad dogs, just a bad owner”
Video 9 Jun 3 notes

gayredheadedjew:

This is Papa - Albino - Steven “Hamlet Habu” - He is about 2 and 1/2 years old

AND

Son- one in wheel- Sebastian Gizmo Habu - Born February 22nd 2014

I originally got Sebastian (Unnamed) and then found out the dad needed a home so I said of course! :) However I was not too found of his name - “Steven” .. so I gave him a “middle” name and last name- I.E. mine :)

Photo 8 Jun 293 notes thetinytabby:

Mr.Fancy wants to come out of his box, but he’s not sure if you’re scary or not.(oh no, Tumblr stretched it out! *takes note for future kitty gifs*)

thetinytabby:

Mr.Fancy wants to come out of his box, but he’s not sure if you’re scary or not.


(oh no, Tumblr stretched it out! *takes note for future kitty gifs*)

Photo 31 May 24,463 notes

(Source: animatedtext)

Photo 31 May 621 notes funnyordie:

The Most Popular Penis Nicknames by State
We’re guessing the “Florida manhandle” came in a close second.

funnyordie:

The Most Popular Penis Nicknames by State

We’re guessing the “Florida manhandle” came in a close second.


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